I use to like barney when I was little but now ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. My school's version went along the lines of: And a one-shot, two-shot, three-shot, four, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Actually, Math Dude, in 99 percent of all parodies posted here, the comments stop after a few days. Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!! IHATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO OUT AND TEAM UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND KILL BARNEY AND CUT OFF HIS TAIL I WILL KEEP HIS TAIL AND CUT OFF HIS GREEN POKEADOTS AND I WILL KEEP THEM THEN LETS CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE POTTY HA HA BARNEYS DEAD NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY. Barney isn't real! Being purple isn't a crime! Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. ~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************, i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead. i have a song mama mama cant you see,what this baby done 2 me,took away my MTV now im stuck with dumb barney,tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a gigoe mommy called the docter and the docter said opps barneys dead shot in the head with and axe in his leg now hes all red locked in the shed peeing in his bed his bunnies name is ted, well then that'sunique I guessbut barney's cool so why do y'all gotta be hatin? Bow to Barney the King!!! I don't really get why it says "I hate you, you hate me" when we sing it it should be "I hate you, you love me" and reverse when Barney sings it. . i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill barney with a knife and a gun and a shot right thru the hed, tell evryone that barney is dead BARNEY IS GAY AND SUCKS DINO-BALLS HE IS BRAINWASHING INNOCENT KIDS AND IM GONNA STAB HIM IN THE EYES AND POISON HIS FOOD, WHICH IS BALLS!!!!! Barney is a warrior you know what I meen! I Love You, You Hate Me is trying to occupy space in two of documentarys most ubiquitous nostalgia-driven genres. And then lets go outside and kill mice. Me: I'm a superstar! gave me HIV. I mean c'mon!! .That's scary. i hate you you hate me were a happy familey, i hate u you hate me lets go down and kill barney. i hate barney as much as you so: you love me i hate you lets gang up and kill barney with a big sludge hammer hit him on the head sorry kids but barneys dead.next: i hate you you hate me wee shoved barney up a tree with a knife to his heart and a bullet to his im so glad that barneys dead. This has been up for a decade, so divide by 10 and the total votes is only 56.4 per year. Sorry, but the reason your comments may keep getting removed is because they are too inappropraite for this site. I love barne yhe is a mad ass no matter wat. He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Grill them up, YUM! No offense, but Steven that's really creepy dude, I may not like Barney--but knife to the heart? Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. You hate me! Omg!!! I hate you you hate me lets go kill Barney So i slash him untill he is out of breath Be happy kids because i tortured Barney to death!! And a bazooka up his butt. Blood is red,barneys dead,someone shot him in the head,lite the BBQ i'm the host,of a purple dinosour roast, How do you BBQ a big purple dinasour? 2. NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR, magnum 44's are the best guns for shooting dinosaurs, i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill Barney with a big fat shotgun shoot him in the head we teamed up now Barneys DEAD, that works, but might take two bullets instead of one, i hate you you hate me barney jumded off of an apple tree with a chop and a slice and a sliver in his head thats how you make sure barney is dead. by our users: Please, do not delete tags "[e=***][/e]", because they responsible for I dont like barney, but i think ya'll are getting a little 2 carryed away. Hasn't everyone made this joke though? And the audiences of his many live, sold-out performances devoured it. While many people wanted to discuss about Barney, nearly fifty interviews of people from the later years of Barney & Friends and the touring stage shows were unable to make the final cut of the documentary. Our criticism about Barney was that it was all about conformity and consensus, and thats absolutely a very 90s attitude, Breen says in the documentary. It's obvious as that. How long will it take to to BBQ a dinasour? Ah2 So why the hell go against him?! When will he die? Dum-dum-dum-dum! 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Barney. Created by a stay-at-home mum in 1988, Barney became an international phenomenon but in America but no one could have imagined that everyone's favourite friend would be hated so violently find out how it all happened in this two-part documentary. you guys 3? The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback. The documentary, directed by Tommy Avallone, traces the origins of the friendly dinosaur and examines the Barney bashing that resulted, featuring interviews with the actors who voiced and donned. Cook it on a real big Fire cut it all up and put it away in the freezer have once a week BBQ Bury it ina big deep hole dump it in the Ocean with Heavy Boulders, Pour Fish Sauce on him then turn loose all those Hungry little Penguins, I hate you u hate me let's get together and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! What do you call a big purple dinasour in March 17th? Well like think about it, the Dino we all loved ,loved us little kids way too much. Good for you for making fun of him. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song. The "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is strong with this one. Diss. Discovery Company. How did he get all Purple like that? But after two years, Voss announced he had a calling to join the military and swiftly departed from the role. Sarah Michelle Gellar Remembers That Time Pedro Pascal Was on. Its a reasonable point at first, but one the documentary overplays, especially when theres so much odd, specific stuff about the show to mine here. i can see why to. .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . posted a year it first appeared -- about 15 quantum leaps beyond completely unprecedented. What ever you do I got a virus from this web site just putting them code in. But surprisingly,whatI Love You, You Hate Meproves is that even being a lovableimaginarydinosaur wont save you from our culture of toxic masculinity. [9] Her son, Patrick Leach, declined interview requests. INTO JAPANESE. The documentary special chronicles the rise and fall of the backlash of Barney the Dinosaur. Thank you. ?Wheres my Fu*king Head?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Beat up Barney. Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, when he stuck his finger up his ass he immediately died of constipation!!!! . Batteries would have died long ago. and our Were just not used to, in our culture, seeing men that are kind and vulnerable and sweet, and if wedosee that, theyre penalized, developmental psychologist Dr. Yalda T. Uhls explained in the series. r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! We had one similar to that, going along the lines of "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney. Still, no one should be saying such nasty things about him. barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid; i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour, Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. WAZZZZZUUUAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!! this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead. so go find something to do instead of killing a kid show . if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . Right this moment barney's in hell. Dont look now (meaning I want you to look now) but all those Barney loving scamps just pushed the # of hits for this parody past the 100,000 mark. We killed that purple dinosaur! he's fictional for cryin' out loud! BBQ Barney! explanations' markup. Barney Theme Song Parody. and laughing at it because we hate barney. The documentary, then untitled, was officially announced on November 15, 2021 as a three-part series. Yay yay yay yay! Barney & Friends ran 14 seasons and became almost instantly iconic thanks to its diverse cast, catchy songs and aggressively repetitious positive messaging. I Love You, You Hate Me features interviews with a wide array of men and women who were associated with Barney & Friends, the preschool TV sensation that ran from 1992-2010, but the two. So if you hate him, then ignore him! Behind the scenes from the Barney figure B-roll scene. Doot doot doot. GO TO HELL! Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur, open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur boom! From Barney-bashing to frat parties to homicidal video games, something in American society broke into a million pieces, and its never been put together again or is this just who we were all along?[1]. Vanessa Bryant Settles Helicopter-Crash Photo Lawsuit for $28.85 Million. How can anyone with any decency hate Barney? Barney Barney Barney You must DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! As the documentary notes,Jerry Springer, which was also starting out at the time and rode off of Americas penchant for a little midday on-screen violence, was a more accurate sign of the times. I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you! Lets go out and kill barney. i hate u , u hate me i tied barney to a tree with a 4 by 4 and a bullet in the HEAD sorry kids but barney's dead, i hate u, u hate me, lets tie barney to a tree, u get the matches ill get the gas, lets light barney on his..tail XD, I hate you you hate me lets go up and kill Barney with a Shotgun bang bang Barney's on the floor no more stupid dinosaur, Barney is actuy a girl crazy right she got arrested becouse she had illigal drugs in the tail, I love you, you love me, Lets all gang up on barney, with a four-by-four and a bullet to the head sorry, children, barneys dead. Privacy Policy and contributions. oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD, i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur, i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. Barney's Dead! Peace out! . Barney, who unabashedly believes in love and inclusiveness, was antithetical to all of this, eliciting a visceral rage amongst Americas men. I love you you love me barney gave me hiv it started wiht a hug and ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur, I hate you. appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. He says no. If anyone has any better suggestions about how to proceed, that would be super dee-duper! This is the most idiotic thread ever for a parody. Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10: I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead! Dancers at the Star Garden Topless Dive Bar in Los Angeles have received positive signs from the NLRB, which bodes well for their contested union drive. .it's "Gay". These Barney rhymes are just stupid why even try All of you should just get a life instead of wasting time on this stupid crap The only reason I'm watching this is because my friend dared me worst decision of my life, I love Barney the purple green dinosaur and i i also Hate Barney the dinosaur i still have a Barney i love Barney s color purple and green and i want to cut off barneys tail and i m looking for a girl friend and i m hopeing to find a girl who hates Barney or that loves Barney. I'm almost 100% positive that's a first for AIR. Otherwise, the only other person in the documentary with close ties to the family is a former babysitter, whose exact credentials are never established, so that shes permitted to speculate on everything with equally nebulous authority. STAB THE PURPLE BASTARD! Production But the popularity of Barney exacted an almost Shakespearean toll on her family, including her son, Patrick, who, its suggested, suffered for growing up in the shadow of a felt-covered sibling whose fame eclipsed him. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! I used to love Barney when i was little. We should remove him from tv. With a baseball bat and a 2 by 4. /lyrics/b/barney/lets_kill_barney.html. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Production company i hate you you hate me i chased barney up the tree with a kick up the bum and a shot in the head barney finally is dead! ok. i have one i hate you, you hate me. Your comments show up in a "Latest Commnts" section at a song parody website called Amiright.com. I hate you you hate me let's team up and kill barnie with a 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4 shot no more barney any more! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. While Barney may be past his prime, his complicated legacy proves that weve got bigger messes to clean up than our toys: Toxic masculinity may have taken new shape since the 90sbut I cant say that the ways in which we deal with it today have improved much from wreaking psychological warfare on made-up characters. Edited by Running time No color. This sounds like an empirical fact because Bill Nye is saying it. Yet the two-part documentary is also the soapy story of the creator and her family, which ends up eclipsing the overreaching impulse to connect the purple dinosaur to something more culturally profound. I hate you, you hate me. No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. I LOVE BARNEY, BUT HATE MILEY CYRUS, NANCY PELOSI, HILLARY CLINTON, AND BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!! I hate Barney, Trump, Teletubbies, Bieber and Dora, If you like Barney, I respect your opinion, I luv Barney but h8 Bill, Hillary, Chuck, Nancy, and other assorted idiots of Blue, BLOOD IS RED,BARNIES DEAD,SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD,WITH A 45 CALIBER SLUG THEY DID,HOW MUCH FROM HIS HIDE WE,LL BID, And those Blobahs things they would scare the bejayes out of kids take them things and bust their heads their too scary for little kids to see their worst then barney and Calilou spoiled little snot in need on a spanking, Chop off Tinkie winkies head triangle and all, Throw the Wild Thornberries into the amazon with the Piranahs, Die if you don't like trump then move away far away. #Barney4Life #BarneyTheBoss. who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead, I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! Use a bit of common, man. In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with the cops come to sneak up with a sniper Elmo gives him a wedgie ha ha Barney wears diapers, now he is acting so hiper. all the hate he received. PLEASE!! In a Netflix comedy by Katharine McPhees stepdaughter. . I Love You, You Hate Me premiered on Peacock on October 12, 2022 during Peacocks DocFest, an on-platform showcase highlighting a selection from the streamers top-tier documentary roster that's occurring for six-weeks. I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. All you need is the internet to watch Showmax on your phone, tablet, laptop or smart TV. i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a chain saw and a 2 by 4 no more purple dinusor hallilooya barneys deid we bar b qed his head what hapened to his body we flushed it down the potty rowned &rowened it swirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barney escapes but he falls down, http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml, If you were dropped in the water and instead of sinking you stood up and walked on water back to the shore, the media will say that you cant swim.. We had a lot of those playground rhymes that were terrifyingly violent, along with rumours that there was a secret episode that Barney said the word 'Fuck' on live TV. The following represent how many people voted for each category. At its core, the docuseries tries to get at why someone as harmless and wholesome as Barney could grip the nation in such uncontrollable hatred. The AM dial has been hijacked by Rubbish Limburger and other blubberbutt hatemongers and they can all GO TO HELL). He touched us in the um. spots, Anyone here in 2020 :) I dont know why but the songs came running through my head so I looked them up and now I am on this website. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat. Tom and Katie will learn how to respectfully set boundaries and get along at some point, but right now its not going so well. Barney was created in 1988 by a Texas mom, Sheryl Leach, who wanted to entertain her hyperactive two-year-old son, Patrick. Not only are they true, but their funny!!! Oh yeah! I'm just gonna keep bambling because it's 50 words minimum so yea. :D, i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. Please go play in Traffic Now you bug brained -needle nosed little thrip. and i cant take anymore off it but of course u dont like barney of course u hate it and think ots gay hello look at ur age i bet u loved it when u were little. Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur. Hey, the purple dino loves ya, so WTF more do you want? Keep that in mind. You hate me. Created . Variety and the Flying V logos are trademarks of Variety Media, LLC. Also, the computer screen savers at each terminal in a computer science lab at my college consisted of Barney saying "uh-hauh" and getting shot dead. I hate you. now he's done making children gay. seriously, why the f^^k do you waste your time over someone who doesn't exist? It's just that dozens have been deleted when the flame wars get too over the top .. 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