And he was like, well, guess what? He's quick. But isn't it funny? So, give us a break.TYRUS: No one ask for it ever.TRUMP: Yes.TYRUS: No one ever calls up the guy who loses and say, hey, you got your speech?TRUMP: Thank you.TYRUS: Can you read it to everybody?GUTFELD: That's a great idea. Yes, it's time for --ANNOUNCER: "THE WAR ON SHORT MEN. This is a rush transcript of "Gutfeld!" on. Kat Timpf: You think Big Tech censorship is bad now? The young people, though, demand safety and conformity. I think shes at your hotel. 2023 FOX News Network, LLC. panel discusses Trumps new ad about Biden, "Real Time" host Bill Maher appeared surprised by the success of Fox News' late-night show "Gutfeld! Reed wondered, "When did everything become about politics?" or redistributed. That's my big problem. Fresh from the maskless Republic of Florida. "I could say the same thing about the other shows. I wanted to whet your whistle with that one. Fox News' Greg Gutfeld had a field day Thursday on "The Five" making fun of CNN+ host Chris Wallace following the announcement that the streaming service would be canceled less than a month after debuting. Delicious broadcast. All right. Greg Gutfeld is coming to Dallas to film episodes of his late night comedy show, "Gutfeld!" in front of a live audience at Gilley's Dallas from Feb. 21-25. But now it's reversed, the old are the new young and the young are the new old. From the publisher: The bestselling author, political analyst, and civil rights expert Juan Williams delivers a forceful critique of the Trump administration's ignorant and unprecedented rollback of the civil rights movement. ': Have we found Biden's replacement? I wish I was a little bit taller.GUTFELD: Great song.TRUMP: If they teamed up, they could come up with something together. You know --TRUMP: Let's see what they do.GUTFELD: All right, Kat. That's literally the first thing I thought of when I was seeing this. Powered and implemented by FactSet Digital Solutions. (END VIDEO CLIP)UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Period.GUTFELD: Let's welcome tonight's guests. Ralph Reed, CEO of Faith and Freedom Coalition. But there's language, man. Yes Greg Gutfeld, the New King of Late Night and legendary comedian Tom Shillue are headed West in 2022 and the first stop is Phoenix Arizona, March 19 at the Arizona Federal Theatre Next Stop Salt Lake City May 21 at the Eccles Theatre. Greg Gutfeld: This Canadian woodshop teacher has a 'giant rack', 'Gutfeld!' You guys can't. According to this worn-out diagnosis, anyone who reported on this scandal suffers from HDS.Of course, this condition could also go away if Hillary would, finally, wattle off into the sunset instead of sticking around like a latent case. "GUTFELD: Do her controversial views suggest no rights for Tom Cruise? 'Gutfeld!' I wonder what Joe has to say about that. And this dude got punched in the face and he was like, oh, sorry, my face was there. Happy Thursday, everyone. We're talking the biggest inflation in 40 years, right? Meanwhile, it's the young who must have every whim cater to them like a bride on their wedding day. The TV host appeared on Fox News on Thursday as he revealed that the show would return to screens on Monday, March 14. The tickets, which were free, sold out almost immediately for every night except Tuesday, a Fox News Channel spokesperson said. A friend of mine said, you think that men are better than women at sports? "I think she's at your hotel. It's the beginning of invasion. It was absolutely awful., Elenas mother said the ordeal was difficult.. You see, after Trump, things were supposed to get really easy, right?The only thing that Democrats had to do was make sure Trump was out of the picture that everything was going to be all right. That's why I'm sitting here people. I hope your club goes under like one of Ted Kennedy's dates. Something they're usually great at. But maybe Biden wants us to focus on Ukraine because he realizes he can't do a worse job with that country than he's done with ours. On Friday, co-host Jesse Watters told Gutfeld: "I think you should throw a party for everybody when they get back to the United States. More than 1.2 million Ukrainians have fled the country since Russia launched an invasion about 12 days ago. And then there's one other guy leading the pack, and who could that be? Yes. I think I'm describing the sheets on Beto O'Rourke's bed. Yes, right. Although by sending Kamala there, he sure making a run for it. Quotes displayed in real-time or delayed by at least 15 minutes. All rights reserved. I looked up how old is Biden and just a tombstone came up. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, You see what I mean? And a prime minister with air like one of the Charlie's Angels.Now at this point, the Ottawa protests have been cleared. The show will be held at Southside Ballroom, the largest of the seven venues within Gilleys Dallas. I doubt it. - Wednesday, February 22 February 22, 2023. Liberal late-night hosts such as Stephen Colbert, left, Trevor Noah, center, and Jimmy Kimmel are "predictable," Bill Maher says. It's not that I hate you. Why are you doing this? And I know nothing. I haven't seen -- yes. You guys really stop it. (COMMERCIAL BREAK)GUTFELD: All right, this is important, this is important. I will not stand for it on a box or even a stack of books of some type. Did you guys notice the interpreter in the corner of the video where they're fighting? They're just so -- but they're tough people.GUTFELD: Yes.LISSOW: Have you ever seen Canadian cigarettes?GUTFELD: No.LISSOW: On the back of a package of Canadian cigarettes, there's a picture of like a disease that could happen to you.GUTFELD: Yes.LISSOW: If you smoke. This is where I'm going to be a hypocrite. Gutfeld also credited Fox News war correspondent Trey Yingst as well as Steve Harrigan, the networks former Moscow-based correspondent, and Scott Wilder, FNCs vice president of field and production operations, for their assistance. You may not recognize me without the black face. So, he --GUTFELD: That's good.LISSOW: -- translated that over.GUTFELD: You know, you're a great dad. You're aging well.GUTFELD: It's so true. They're only strong in a large group wearing a mask and carrying a bike lock. All right. Fans of The Greg Gutfeld Show should be pleased to know that it isn't actually cancelled. Biden got in and suddenly we became English policemen where we yell, stop. Driving of the bravery, it takes to stop your truck and lose all your money and stand up something you believe in. 15:27. Fort Worth is officially home to the Cowgirl Channel. I am very bothered by people having this cavalier attitude of, oh, maybe another war.GUTFELD: Yes.TIMPF: Maybe another war. It is "temporarily being pre-empted by special breaking news coverage." The 11:00 pm slot on March 8. That's my brand, but at least thank goodness, the horses that are stopping people, they're peacekeeping horses.GUTFELD: Peacekeeping horses. We're going to go now before you say something even worse. So, if you're embarrassed, just explain to people that you have a medical condition that causes you to sweat much more than others.That was the solution. panelists break down Dr. Fauci's response to new reports about the origins of COVID-19. And we had -- we had a really big gun. Where are they by the way?TRUMP: Where are they? 'Gutfeld!' Say, I play video games for a living because I don't know how to communicate effectively -- not be fired.GUTFELD: I think, I think she is a genius. That's an old phrase.LISSOW: Yes.GUTFELD: All right. So these delicate daffodils claim they must be protected, imitating real people at real risk, just like AOC in her invisible handcuffs. Did he put you in here? Fox . And we have Inspector Trudeau to thank for that. Fox News host Greg Gutfeld shared a video on Friday showing his mother-in-law's arriving safely in Poland after revealing on Wednesday that she was is a hotel in Ukraine amid the Russian invasion. Your father-in-law was supposed to cause all of these things.LARA TRUMP, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Yes.GUTFELD: And it didn't happen. There would be rainbows and daffodils and sunshine and unicorns. Fox News Contributor Kat Timpf.Finally, they open the roof at AT&T Stadium to give him a head room, my massive sidekick in the NWA World Television Champion, Tyrus.So, Lara, let's talk about your father-in-law. Join half a million readers enjoying Newsweek's free newsletters, Russia Announces Cease-Fire in Two Ukrainian Cities to Allow Evacuations. It was like -- I can't remember what it was now. Join our safe community for the exchange of comments, ideas & opinions! Dave Chappelle reportedly "teased" protestors who stood outside of First Avenue, the Minnesota club which originally had plans to host the comedian on Wednesday night, but canceled at the eleventh hour due to backlash. And particularly when you put him with an ensemble it works.". He says, she hasn't participated in the protest other than the donation.Which was 100 percent legal at the time, although it wasn't that weird Canadian money. You know, because her grandparents are in the audience, I won't mention her debilitating drug habit or crippling alcoholism. On Friday, Greg followed the announcement with an Instagram post of two canoes situated by a boating lake. And through those 70 years, as I mentioned yesterday, there has been peace and security. Of course, that's just obvious -- a sexist would say. A recent poll found that voter support for Canada's Conservative Party has jumped 10 points over the last month. Why is it that every time there's an example of a woman that can beat up a man, it's Ronda Rousey? I honestly don't trust anyone who cites territories, like Donbass is if they knew what it was an hour ago. That was so -- I feel even bad making that joke. I'm not going to go on Fox and pretend that I know what I'm talking about. It's kind of an invasion. Give everybody there my best., Gutfeld went on to thank his colleagues for their unwavering support and said: I do want to point out that like our co-workers are unbelievably awesome, because the things that they have been doing for a grouchy, cynical bastard like myself.". (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)(END VIDEO CLIP)GUTFELD: It's like a smarter version of The View. My son's 13, he's a gamer, the other day he was on a headset, and I heard him tell his friend like he was going buy weed, and meet him at a party. Weeknights at 11/10c on @FoxNews Who knew you could train him? And she says very pretty bird. It's not illegal, that's for sure. He speaks his mind. "For the week, Gutfeld's show scored 2 million viewers nightly and 405,000 in the key demographic for advertisers, which is adults 25-54, while Colbert was next best at 1.89 million with 395,000 in the key demo. And then everybody is reminded that he never got anything right.TYRUS: No. That's honesty.GUTFELD: Yes.TYRUS: It's telling somebody.GUTFELD: Yes. Fox News star Greg Gutfeld revealed on the air that his mother-in-law is stranded in Ukraine as the embattled country is invaded by Russia. It's like the guy who watches an earlier airing of Jeopardy and then pretends to know all the answers.You know, when the repeat comes on, Tyrus. Market data provided by Factset. Gutfeld shared the video of his wife, Elena Moussa, reuniting with her mother in Warsaw, Poland on Fox News' The Five and described her as "one of the lucky ones.". The average height of a man in Japan is five seven. These people are more wrong than a shirtless selfie of Geraldo.Yes. So, watching the news today. We go to our Height Correspondent Joe DeVito. In The Plus, Greg teaches readers how to brainwash themselves into better behavior, retaining the pluses in their lives and eliminating the minuses. I don't want them to come to D.C.(CROSSTALK)GUTFELD: I don't want them to -- I don't want my traffic what screwed up. Glorious, glorious, yes. will not air tonight due to breaking news. Gutfeld, a co-host of The Five, told his colleagues Wednesday that the mother of his wife is currently in a hotel in Lviv, a town in western Ukraine that lies about 43 miles from the border with Poland. She grew up in Moscow. And particularly when you put him with an ensemble as they've done where he gets to play off other people, it works. While speaking to Fox correspondent Lucas Tomlinson who is reporting in Ukraine, Gutfeld said, "Well thank you, Lucas, youre in Lviv, so is my mother-in-law. 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